Made a little brekkie (will serve as lunch too, as I made enough for two) this morning. Not healthy in the strictest (or any) sense…but pleased with it anyhow.

My frou-frou description would be: refrigerator medley of veggies (brussel sprouts, mushrooms, carrots, green onions–ie. what I could find) over a bed of panned* bacon spam, with a side of eggs sprinkled with string cheese (ie. dog training treats).

*panned: This usage coined by the late, great Miz Ybj. Because Spam doesn’t taste as good cold and jelly-like from the can, but neither does it really require actual cooking. Thus, panned, as in makin nice and crispy-like for your consumption pleasure.